Danger! Elephant Trap.
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I seen Mr. Welsh this morning though. About 11 am sitting in the corner of the deli on the corner, txting away like crazy. Must be all those film deals and rights and all of that. I read there over the weekend that he has some production company or something going with the actor Robbie Carlysle.

I had my camera with me but I was hardly going to shove it in his face so I walked backwards and forwards past the window of the deli a few times and tried to do it discreetly. All dressed in black with a fluorescent pink shirt with neon blue Chinese dragons printed on it - about as discreet as an elephant in a corporate box at Old Trafford.

In this shot the reflection unfortunately obscures the portrait. He is behind the window though.

And here the waitress in the black cap is serving him tea.

I have decided to make a sign that reads -
Danger! Elephant trap.

And stake it in the ground beside the arrangement of branches and twigs in the front garden. Tomorrow morning at 10.30 Mr. Welsh will hopefully walk past it, and I will remove the sign in the afternoon.