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Stalking Irvine
Tuesday, 25 January 2005
At The Bottom Of The Recycle Bin
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Getting tired of squinting out of the window, today I walked to the Internet cafe to photocopy documentation which proves, at least, my own existence, in order to qualify for a residents parking disc for Groove Park.

The photocopier was broken but on my way out I scoped Mr. Welsh at terminal number 10 checking his gmail.

I waited for over an hour at the bus stop opposite the cafe, observing with one eye, Bagman Byl making coffee with a jam-jar and some tepid water, the other on the door to the cafe, waiting for Mr. Welsh to emerge.

After he left, I went into the cafe and hired a terminal, specifying that I wanted number 10, beside the window. My biggest fear or fantasy perhaps, was, I suppose, that Mr. Welsh had stumbled across this site, and that I was rumbled but a quick flick through the history panel in Internet Explorer for the previous two hours allayed my apprehensions.

Before terminating the session, I rummaged through the recycle bin and there at the bottom, underneath the Polish CV's and the real Indian soap opera clips was the discarded fragment of a story.

For posterity's sake I retrieved it from the bin and have retained it for possible future publication on this site, pending legal and ethical consultations with both my solicitors and colleagues in the NUJ.

I mean, if he threw it away, he doesn't want it any more, correct?

Please let me know how you feel on this issue and whether you think I should publish or be damned.

Posted by tunegum at 10:00 AM GMT
Updated: Wednesday, 26 January 2005 12:45 AM GMT
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Tuesday, 25 January 2005 - 11:31 PM GMT

Name: Niall D

I suggest that you leave a copy of an English dictionary in the garden. This might inspire the Shrek-like writer to subconsciously buy a dictionary, which he could then use to learn how to spell words properly.

But, that's jist mae opinion, likesay. I'm ma nae an important gadge, ken.

Tuesday, 25 January 2005 - 11:32 PM GMT

Name: Niall D

I suggest that you leave a copy of an English dictionary in the garden. This might inspire the Shrek-like writer to subconsciously buy a dictionary, which he could then use to learn how to spell words properly.

But, that's jist mae opinion, likesay. I'm ma nae an important gadge, ken.

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