Sunday, 23 January 2005 - 8:49 PM GMT

I also live at Grove Park and I have never seen Irvine Welsh. Due to your antisocial activities I am considering moving out. As a matter of interest where does Irvine Welsh live? I might reconsider moving out if you erected a five foot tall tepee in your garden,complete with dwarf indian and squaw. You could also get a couple of rottweilers and dress them as horses with little saddles on their back and stick-on manes. Then after a couple of days you could burn it down and replace it with a wooden fort and a flag with the stars and stripes on it the little indians heads on spikes. Just a suggestion.

Sunday, 23 January 2005 - 9:55 PM GMT

Mary,

I love your suggestion. I love it so much in fact I am going to make it happen this week.

Remember, there are substantial cash prizes for anything that makes it from my garden into Mr. Welshs subconscious.

As regards to where he lives, I do not know. And even if I did know I would not publish that kind of information on this site. This site is a work of fiction and any similarity to persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

And anyway I am not crazy enough to follow that bald Scot up the road to find out what number he lives in.

Thank you for popping my Comment Cherry and for your wonderful suggestion.

Sincerely
Stalkingirvine